I had to look up what Dragon Con is on wikipedia.  It sounds fun, although I'm glad there isn't such a thing in SA- we already have enough bad B.O. wandering around, polluting the air, gassing the decent smelling citizens. 

I love dressing up though, although I cannot even fathom a corset.  And I am nowhere near a 50 inch waist.  Scary.   

[AllySunnySmile]

You've heard of people saying they were "running around like a chicken with their head cut off?"  Well, when everyone is doing it simultaneously, I call it the "headless chicken dance."  Just thought it was funny.

Not going to lie here, I never completely followed American politics other than to laugh at Bushisms, I don't even know who Joe Biden IS hahaha but I did watch Obama's speech and I love his platform. His platform is exactly like the New Democratic Party in Canada, which is a party that never ever wins but still garners a lot of votes. 30% sometimes. They sometimes win federal votes or they become what's equivalent to the Senators you guys have ... I think. It's hard to compare two different electoral systems.

I had a point, what was it??? Oh yeah, they have been getting more and more votes for the past 10 years, people are sick of corruption and arrogancy and watching rich people award themselves. I do believe it's time for a change, John McCain wouldn't bring that ... I don't know for sure if Obama will succeed but it's worth the try, he might make many missteps along the way but I think at this point it'll be worth it. K was going to add more but I have to work

Amen.  But then, you already knew how I felt about this topic.  I think all drugs should be legal, and prostitution as well.  (I would definitely partake of the first, probably not the second).  But you were talking about beliefs, not laws.  I don't know if you noticed, and I didn't make a big deal about it, but I didn't experience real racism until I was about 16.  And I've been in denial about it for a good portion of my life, assuming that, deep down, everyone was like me.  They aren't.  It does suck.

guys like girls that will play video games. im as girley as they get. the other day i told mine i wanted to try guitar hero, he almost flipped. yours knows you have a vagina (not saying thats all he wants you for) so he likes that. im sure he loves you because of how funny and smart you ARE. and he can think of you as a friend. youve got the whole package. go you.

I had 2 kids by the age of 19. I've been with my babys father since middle school. I've graduated high school and am taking college courses online. im a stay at home mother, he works and brings in enough money to pay all the bills and put diapers on the kids' asses and buy them nice things. My daughter is almost 3. I think most teenage mothers are immature, and automatically they think just because they have a kid that the guy is going be like OMG I LOVE MY FAMILY, i just want to marry her and never f*** anyone ever again. WRONGOOOO. Men dont ever grow up. Its taken alot of work to keep my family together. I geuss most teenage moms need to pull their heads out of their asses. I think most of them are screwed for being stupid, BUT at the same time i think you should give some credit for some young moms who are 2 steps ahead of all the other dumbf***s, the ones who planned ahead. I never see you give young moms credit in any of your entries. we dont all suck. But i love your diary so keep writin.

Erm...thanks.

And I know your name...Richard, you can't keep secrets from me, happy 100th entry.

All I gotta say is wow you're good at jedi mind tricks with guys at times lol. =P Yeah Watchmen is pretty crazy still reading a lot of it. The song playing in the trailer is a Smashing Pumpkin song that's actually from Batman& Robin but slowed down and made into a classic song now haha. Thought I let you know as well I'm starting to look at some Radiohead stuff now I somewhat know why you like it =P.

I am sooo, soooo sorry about Donnie.  I know how you feel, recently Figgy (my hair-dryer, Figaro- the Barber of Seville, don't ask) died a sad death of burn out after twelve years.  I cried buckets.  My mother went and asked me at dinner the other night if I have managed to "replace" him.  I coldly asked her if she'd replaced any of her life long friends who had died.  Honestly. 

I hope Donnie recovers well. 

haha I didnt even kno who phelps was till u said sumthing about the olympics and swimming or sumthing,lol.

and ur cuzin gets 2 go 2 New York 4 failing college?!?!?!

WTF?!

Do I know you?

Are you with the men in the black cars?

holy cow @_@ sheesh that's so much sh*t and I thought I was in some sh*t @_@

Well, for me personally, I don't think there are ever enough college aged female strippers, so don't ask my opinion on that one.  All of college is a rip-off.  I have a degree in criminal justice.  I work in banking.  There's a comedy line there, I know, I'm just tired of doing it.  My point is that as much as it sucks, there are companies out there that won't consider you unless you have a degree.  Most of them don't care what it's in, or where you got it from.  The only time this kind of stuff matters is when you are going for a specific field of scientific study, or you are going to be a lawyer or a doctor, and even in those cases where you went to college doesn't always matter (unless, of course, you live in Cincinnati, like I do, and then it matters where you went to high school.  Seriously.  People get hired and fired over where they went to high school here, fifty years after they graduated.  Have you ever heard of anything more backwards?...)

I never got in trouble with the admin but I read wat they say 2 other writers I think its kinda funny but its soo stupid also.

Inside jokes r fun.

but I ussually explain if Im gonna tell sum1.

f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f***

that´s it...27 times...now go to whine to admin :)

Hugs,

Mark.

I have my faves; authors that I think have a worthwhile diary, and I comment on those consistently. You are in my faves, and though I don't always comment, I am ALWAYS reading. To me, your diary is worthwhile. You are insightful and just plain interesting.

I just tell people, if you want comments, go out and make some friends. Don't sit there with your boring diary and expect authors to flock to it.

I almost wish I was still throwing up so I could puke all over Jessica Alba... and I read in some mag that she was an ugly duckling or a nerd or something at school.  Yeah right.  When your bum and your face can only be distinguished by the fact that you are wearing pants over the one, THEN you're an ugly duckling.

Anyhoo. 

Yeah.. I have put up my superest ugliest fattest bikini pics up on a site, but its a private page and meant to be motivational... towards losing the coninental amounts of flabbosa that surround my ass.  I cannot imagine sharing that with my friends, family and (gah) strangers.       

Man India sounds cool, aside from the f***ing stink but otherwise it sounds cool cool ... was there a big language barrier? Or did people there speak English?

BTW don't leave us hanging over the Subway sandwich story

Houston Astros.   I am in the middle of writing a huge religious post.  Feel free to read if you'd like, but it is my railing against organized religion.  I have no idea how long it will take.

  close your eyes and open your mind because

 I want to give your supple sources of verbiage,

 a juicy hug!

*pauses to reallign his gnarly ankles*

 oh buoyo! you actually can bear the dumb-down of television???

 (naaaa just shocking abit with you)

 I like reading your entries and if I were less seasoned I''d desire a hold of your helms

 (oh gawsh!!!!)

  sorry you know I mean all this in good fun!

 (does anyone recall....sincerity?????)

  the mind is an awfully corny implement when veering leftwards in the walker lanes!

Hey, what's up with your other diary being private?

omg!!! am i supposed to laugh or be scary. Hope u'll be allright. Anyways I'll check for ur entry.  Sounds bit crazy.

Oh man...

I wouldn't even give it ONE year.

Are you sure it's a sprained ankle, and not a broken one?  Maybe you should get that checked out. 

sh*t like this happens to me all the time, don't you hate it?

Happy Birthday though, hopefully you can find something fun to do, even if it has to be from the couch!

Yup, I hate people who use illness as a crutch. I know sometimes it's a legitimate excuse, but sometimes they can go suck on bobo

This entry sounds about right. However, I want to add my two cents on something:

When it comes to relationships, don't stick with the self absorbed a**h*** because "I'm too crazy to be with anyone else." 

They stick to bad boys because they are hot for them. Bad guys are hot, that's all there is.

Amen. 

I don't believe that there are too many people out there who don't have a "mental illness".  I also find I'm the happiest when I drag my chunky bum into the gym or onto the road and release them happy hormones. 

Can't right now though- its my illness' fault (lol- bronchitis though, so I reckon that's a valid excuse)

I would say I missed your entries... but I don't want your ego to explode.  Although I did cry massive crocodile tears into my keyboard everytime I checked my faves list and you hadn't updated.  At last, my keyboard can dry out. 

Ps.  Business Time.. is this by any chance a ref to Flight of the Concordes?? 

I just made a comment but I think there is some problem with the internet...anyways, just wanted you to know I feel funny as well too...and by the way, this time (only?) I didn't start any flame war or anything like it...

...and I am the one who can make comments :)

Good to see you back.

Mark.

wow i like this entry

at least u r one of the few ppl who can identify their problem and get used to it. im trying to work on that myself